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အာဏာရွင္စနစ္ က်ဆံုးမွ တတိုင္းျပည္လံုး စစ္မွန္တဲ့ ဒီမိုကေရစီကို ခံစားရမယ္

The General Than Shwe Poetry Competition – ဗိုလ္ခ်ဳပ္သန္းေရႊ ကဗ်ာၿပိဳင္ပြဲ

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To raise awareness, why not enter the General Than Shwe Poetry Competition and spread the word over here:

Monday, November 17, 2008

The General Than Shwe Poetry Competition

The ShadowLands is delighted to announce the Senior General Than Shwe Poetry Competition in support of Saw Wai and Nay Phone Latt. To get the ball rolling, The ShadowLands offers two modest examples of what we are looking for – Ahem:

The person of Senior General Than Shwe
Looks like an obese chimpanzee
Has had sex with an elf
Or maybe himself
And created some monstrosity.

and this:

There once was a persistent murmur
that General Than Shwe, that old life affirmer
was planning a wedding
to give his daughter a bedding
to experience what he’s done to
Burma

Any further entries are more than welcome in comments.

Margo’s Maid

3 comments:

Boy on a bike said…

Breakfast for Senior General Than Shwe
Is not accompanied by coffee
He does have a cup
And he does fill it up
But it’s a pint of his own wee

November 17, 2008 11:11 PM

Margo’s Maid said…

Outstanding, thanks BOAB!

November 17, 2008 11:34 PM

Antares said…

Hard to resist when offered the opportunity to compose political limericks. Let’s see…

Hello and ahoy there, General Tan Shwe…
Stop playing with your pistol now and look at me.
So do you know who I am,
You putrid hunk of ham?
Too late to panic, I am Death,
and you shall die at the count of three!

November 23, 2008 6:31 AM

Blog link: http://margosmaid.blogspot.com/2008/11/general-than-shwe-poetry-competition.html

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ဗိုလ္ခ်ဳပ္သန္းေရႊအေၾကာင္း စပ္ဆိုတဲ့ ကဗ်ာၿပိဳင္ပြဲတခု လုပ္ၾကဖို႔ တိုက္တြန္းထားတဲ့ Margo’s Maid’s ShadowLands ရဲ႕စိတ္ကူးပါ။ အဂၤလိပ္ဘာသာနဲ႔ ကဗ်ာကို စပ္ႏိုင္သလို ျမန္မာဘာသာနဲ႔လည္း ၿပိဳင္ပြဲသပ္သပ္ လုပ္လို႔ ျဖစ္ႏိုင္စရာ ရွိပါတယ္။

ဗိုလ္ခ်ဳပ္သန္းေရႊရဲ႕ ဂုဏ္သိကၡာကို ထိခိုက္က်ဆင္းေစတယ္လို႔ စြပ္စြဲခံရၿပီး ေထာင္က်သြားတဲ့ကဗ်ာဆရာ ေစာေဝနဲ႔ ဘေလာ့ဂါ ေနဘုန္းလတ္တို႔ကို ေထာက္ခံတာျဖစ္တယ္လို႔ ဆိုပါတယ္။

သူတို႔ႏွစ္ဦးရဲ႕ ေျပာင္ေျမာက္တဲ့ စာေပအႏုပညာ၊ မတရားမႈကို တိုက္ပြဲဝင္ရဲတဲ့ သတၱိ၊ လြတ္လပ္မႈကို ျမတ္ႏိုးတဲ့ ဆႏၵ၊ အမွန္တရားဘက္က ရပ္တည္လိုတဲ့ ခံယူခ်က္၊ အမ်ားအက်ဳိးအတြက္ အနစ္နာခံတတ္တဲ့ ပါရမီ၊ လူထုအၾကား ထိထိေရာက္ေရာက္ လုပ္တတ္တဲ့ နည္းလမ္းေတြေၾကာင့္ သူတို႔ကို ႏိုင္ငံတကာက သိရွိလာၾကပါတယ္။ သူတို႔ ေထာင္က်ခံရတဲ့အေၾကာင္းလည္း ႏိုင္ငံတကာမွာ ဟိုးေလးတေက်ာ္ ျဖစ္ေနပါေတာ့တယ္။ သူတို႔ကို ဂုဏ္ျပဳထိုက္စရာ နည္းလမ္းေကာင္းေတြကိုလည္း ရွာေဖြေနၾကပါၿပီ။

ျမန္မာဘေလာ့ဂါေတြအေနနဲ႔ မိမိတို႔ ဘေလာ့ဂ္ေတြမွာ ဖိတ္ေခၚ ကဗ်ာၿပိဳင္ပြဲ၊ စာစီစာကံုးၿပိဳင္ပြဲေတြကို အခါအားေလ်ာ္စြာ က်င္းပေပးႏိုင္ၾကမယ္ဆိုရင္ “အာဏာရွင္စနစ္ ဆန္႔က်င္ေရး” လူထုႏိုးၾကားမႈကို ထိထိေရာက္ေရာက္ ႏိုးေဆာ္ေပးႏိုင္စရာ ရွိပါတယ္။

……………….

လြင္ေအာင္စိုး

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